Ah the autumn the landscape and nature progressively and slowly starting to die order to regenerate next spring.
So many good thing to look forward too pumpkin spice lattee Halloween and little kid doing trick or treating.
There is curses in the air and this October is exceptional because we have as well a Friday the 13 but you are a bit sad because your friends don’t share the same sense of doom than you well you can easily share it and turn their life into an horror movie by offering them these creepy gift,haunting guarantee otherwise get your money back.
1 haunted mirror at Myrtles plantation:
We all have this self absorbed friend who is full of her/himself so what a better gift to offer them than a massive mirror for them to look at their perfectly shaped body.
Hours after you give the mirror your friend call you reporting strange and horrific vision in it for the first time in their life they are not contemplating themselves.
Your friend is very lucky to not have been snatched inside this giant mirror which contain the ghosts of children(the scariest one)and their mum who have been poisoned by their slave when they cooked their food.
After they died someone forget to cover all the mirror in the house which are supposed to be windows to the spirit world the ghosts since use it as a portal to this world.
Checking your hair has never been so dangerous.
2 The anguished man painting.
He might be anguished but he will terrorize you.
In keeping with the trend of offering doomed gift than you can just hang on the wall this creepy painting was painted(with mixing his own blood with paint to accentuate the red hue supposedly)by a dude who killed itself due to a probably highly conflicted mind and as well upon realising which atrocity he would have unleashed upon the world.
This painting like most macabre discovery was found in a basement by an English dude named Sean Harrison who while undoubtedly high thought it was a good idea to hang it on his house’s wall one dire day he was used to stare at it while young (that’s a miracle he did not become a serial killer)at his grandma’s house.
Soon after things mandatorily went South his family started experiencing door cracking in the middle of the night they heard screams and all justifiably had nightmares every night (hell that thing could give PTSD nightmare inducing to Freddie Kruegger)he since took the painting down and surprisingly did not burn it down.
Hopefully the man will not pop out of the pictures and slaughter the innocent in order to calm his anguish put the all thing to fire is the best way to make sure it will not he the case.
This is a good gift for any pretentious artsy people.
3 The Dybbuk box
A man named Kevin Mannix got the box which is a wine cabinet on Ebay for a price allegedly way to high considering the object story.
He gave him and everybody around him constant nightmare(the true telltale of jinxed material)along with a good reason to fill it with bottles and drink them all.
He gave the box to his mother and she suffered a stroke on the same day (the only way to make this sadder is than it happened on mother day)all the owner since he got rid of it reported terrible stuff happening to them one of them named Jason Haxton developed a rare skin condition.
The box origin has been tracked back to a holocaust survivor and is believed to be possessed by a Dybbuk a malicious spirit who is restless and haunt and posses the living Haxton with a team of local Rabbis decided to hide the box away in order to prevent bad stuff to happen to good people.
And I am the only one who find irony in the fact than a box supposed to contain spirit and liquor contain a true spirit.
This is a good gift for people trying to sober up.
4 The chair of death
This one is a boring everyday item the most banal possible a chair who belonged to a murderer named Thomas Busby before being hanged he requested to have a last meal at his favorite pub once he finished the said meal he stood and declared”May sudden death come to anyone who dare sit on my chair”one can only imagine he added”along with good ale and a side of fries”since then 63 peoples(most of them were army people from RAF and also drunk driving and cycling but still)who supposedly sat on this chair died sometimes mere moment after sitting on.
When the number became too high the pub owner gave the chair to a museum (what is with people not wanting to burn haunted shit)
who has hung the chair at 1.5 meter of the ground preventing only small people to sit on but not very determined people.
This is a good gift for people liking to stay at home but wanting to take risk at the same time.
5 The Maori warrior mask
The Maori are these famous warrior of New Zealand were used to carve mask before heading to battle they believed than any man dying into battle would leave his soul into the mask.
These mask are sexist because while nothing happen to man getting close to them they only seems to target
pregnant woman triggering complication and other unfortunate event during their pregnancy.
It has been serious enough apparently than several museum displaying the masks deemed important to put a warning for pregnant woman to not get near them.
It can only be a nocebo effect and not a curse but if you are expecting you don’t want to take any risk.
This is the perfect ironical gift for someone who is pro anti abortion.